First, it was a degree in homemaking. Now it’s an M.Div. in Taxidermy. And who has Paige Patterson hired to fire up his latest looney scheme for inflated enrollment? None other than Texas’ own teetotaling trapper-in-chief, the very Reverend Theodore Nugent.
We think Southwestern Seminary must be suffering from an epidemic of cat scratch fever.
The Baptist Blogger 
Will the theme of SWBTS be “Cat Scratch Fever?”
Sounds like Dr. Nugent is ready for that newly redeveloped course in Spiritual Disciplines at SWBTS.