“One other thing I probably should tell you, because if I don’t they’ll probably be saying this about me, too. We did get something, a gift, after the election. A man down in Texas heard me on the radio mention the fact that we would like to have a dog. We went down to get it. You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he’d sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted. And we named it “Checkers.”
And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.”
“No, no, NO …. what I actually said was that our organization was the third largest disaster AMONG relief organizations. I mean, who could possibly compete with FEMA and Oil-for Food?”
“This is my ‘Winston Churchill.’ Wanna’ see a little ‘Rodney Daingerfield’? I also do a wicked Bill Clinton…. See, I can point my finger in just the same way….”
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“One other thing I probably should tell you, because if I don’t they’ll probably be saying this about me, too. We did get something, a gift, after the election. A man down in Texas heard me on the radio mention the fact that we would like to have a dog. We went down to get it. You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he’d sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted. And we named it “Checkers.”
And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.”
“No, no, NO …. what I actually said was that our organization was the third largest disaster AMONG relief organizations. I mean, who could possibly compete with FEMA and Oil-for Food?”
“Heckofajob, Bobby.”
“Delighted to be with you…”
“This is my ‘Winston Churchill.’ Wanna’ see a little ‘Rodney Daingerfield’? I also do a wicked Bill Clinton…. See, I can point my finger in just the same way….”