I have been invited to a halloween party tomorrow night. Everybody will be in costume, of some sort or another, and I have been struggling to determine whether or not I will attend. Tonight I decided that I will go, and I have selected a most appropriate costume. It suits my sense of style and captures something of my personality.

Tomorrow evening, I will attend a friend’s costume party dressed as an ordinary man. By ordinary, I mean an intellectual professor – a renaissance man of sorts — who speaks the English language properly, unlike his cockneyed countrymen. By man, I mean none other than Rex Harrison of My Fair Lady fame.

So without further ado, please enjoy the following video introduction to my 2006 Halloween costume. And yes, I know the words by heart and will sing them, if asked.